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All MAJOR characters in order.
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HATSUNE BOYFRIEND
The Naive Savior
VA: Crystalized_LunarBiography:
Hatsune Boyfriend, also known as Agent BLUEBALLS is the main protagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is like the canon iteration of Boyfriend from the original Friday Night Funkin' and is this universe's version of Boyfriend from the original Blueballs Incident 2.0 mod by Malicious Bunny, yet has drastic twists to his character.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Advanced Musical Skills, Skilled Fighter, Acrobatic, Ambidextrous.
He's 26 years old.
He is 7'0'' tall.
He has a 10 octave vocal range, but he holds back so others think he's weaker. Sometimes, because he's forgetful, he'll forget to hold back.
His favorite food is long john donuts with vanilla and chocolate frosting stacked on top of each other.
He's bisexual.
He has ASD, ADHD, Athazagoraphobia and Autophobia.
He's still stupid.
He's the younger brother of Hatsune Miku, with her being 27, and him being 26.
He's a hopeless romantic.
He's still in love with Girlfriend, but doesn't know if she still loves him.
He doesn't know of INSANITY and TRAUMA'S existence.
The only things he's nervous (not scared) of are thunder/lighting, and GF hurting him.
He has no media literacy.
If RBF used the One Wish Willow, he'd use it to wish for Legion to never exist and for everything to be back to how it was before he joined the TCF, including wishing for everyone to not be a Trollge/under Legion's control anymore.
He's in a constant state of dehydration, starvation, and on the verge of getting headaches from both of those on top of constant stress. He also sometimes feels like he'll throw up from all of it but never will.
GIRLFRIEND GEAREST
The Damsel in Anguish
VA: TodokuMikeBiography:
Girlfriend Gearest is the second antagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. She is like the canon iteration of Girlfriend from the original Friday Night Funkin' and is this universe's version of Girlfriend from the original Blueballs Incident 2.0 mod by Malicious Bunny, yet has some twists to her character.
Facts:
Her skills are as follows: Musical Skills, Microphone Handling, Emotional Manipulation, Demonic Abilities.
She's 26 years old.
She is 10'0'' tall.
She has a 4 octave vocal range.
She's straight.
She has no control over herself.
She's still stupid.
Like her Blueballs Incident 2.0 counterpart, she's half Japanese demon, due to her mother being an Oni.
She tries to lure Boyfriend into Legion's grasp through seduction. Fake love, his favorite food, etc.
Deep down, she still loves Boyfriend no matter what; but due to being under Legion's control, she acts like doesn't love him and uses Boyfriend's love against him.
She doesn't know of INSANITY and TRAUMA'S existence.
When she's angry, she is never just angry, she's usually incredibly furious to the point of hunting down people and breaking things, while not caring about the things she breaks, nor the people she hunts down.
She still has her demonic abilities, but due to Legion's influence and brainwashing, her magic appears yellow instead of red.
She has demon wings, but rarely uses them unless she's targeting someone, especially someone's fears with the sky (Example: Aerophobia (Fear of flying), Acrophobia/Hypsophobia (Fear of heights). She'll also do this even when someone isn't afraid of heights or flying, such as to catch them off guard before dropping/throwing them back down to the ground.
She has no media literacy.
PICO N. GROUNDS
The Damaged Assassin
VA: KorrasTrueHungerBiography:
Pico N. Grounds is the third antagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is like the canon iteration of Pico from the original Friday Night Funkin', yet has some twists to his character.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Musical Skills, Gun Handling, Big Strength.
He's 27 years old.
He has a 3 octave vocal range.
He has no control over himself.
He's gay.
He, like his original counterpart, has undiagnosed Schizophrenia.
He's still stupid.
Due to Legion messing with his mind and his Schizophrenia, he's constantly in fight-or-flight mode and will stop at nothing until anyone he deems as a threat is dead.
He sees everyone, if Legion doesn't directly state to be allies, as a threat, but mostly sees Boyfriend as a threat, due to Legion convincing him into thinking so.
He doesn't know of INSANITY and TRAUMA'S existence.
TPico stalks Boyfriend (so he can report things he does/plans to Legion) and only strikes when the time is right.
He's always seen standing with his arms at his sides like a mannequin or a statue.
He has no media literacy.
LEGION
The Ruler of All
VA: TodokuMikeBiography:
Legion is the main antagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is like the canon iteration and is this universe's version of Legion from the original Blueballs Incident 2.0 mod by Malicious Bunny, yet has some twists to his character.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Mind Control, Horde Control, Shape Manipulation, Mind Invasion, "Death" Manipulation, Mind Invasion.
He's 32 years old.
He has a 4 octave vocal range.
He's straight.
He has Athazagoraphobia.
He's a narcissist, a mix of a Grandiose/Malignant Narcissist to be specific.
Despite what his actions may say about him, he is not in love with Girlfriend, only seeing her as another pawn.
He's the one who put Boyfriend in a coma for 7 years.
He puts on live shows for the entire Trollge-infected world to fulfill his goal of being seen and never being forgotten by the public again. Some of these live shows even feature Boyfriend either fighting him in the song ATHAZAGORAPHOBIA, or being humiliated physically and mentally while asleep.
He knows of INSANITY and TRAUMA'S existence, but doesn't know who they are.
He has media literacy, due to the fact that, out of everyone, he's the only one who finished school and college and graduated with a Bachelors Degree in Business, a Bachelors Degree in Public Communications, a Minor in Broadcasting, and a Minor in Acting.
TRAUMA
The LEFT Hemisphere
VA: Crystalized_LunarBiography:
TRAUMA is the second protagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is one of the original characters made for this universe and is loosely based off of Alice Campbell from the original Alice: Mad & Hopeless mod by Malicious Bunny.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Advanced Musical Skills, Microphone Handling, Advanced Hiding, Right Handed.
He is ageless, meaning he has no age at all, but has the appearance and mentality of a 26-year-old.
He is 7'0'' tall.
He has a 10 octave vocal range.
He lives inside of Boyfriend's LEFT Hemisphere of his brain.
He doesn't know of Boyfriend's existence, but knows he lives inside of a brain.
He's Bisexual.
He has ASD, ADHD, Athazagoraphobia and Autophobia.
He's stupid.
He's a hopeless romantic.
He knows of platonic love, romantic love, and sexual love.
He feels intense love for a Girl, but he doesn't know who..
He's like a brother to INSANITY.
He doesn't know why he's wearing the necklace he has on, but he keeps it on. He doesn't know why, but he feels some sort of connection with it, and if he were to take it off or lose it, he'd have a breakdown and wouldn't understand why.
He's Right Handed because the Left Hemisphere of the brain controls the Right Hand in real life.
He's non-confrontational, and will, 9 times out of 10, resort to hiding.
He doesn't physically exist within this universe.
He, like INSANITY and all creatures within the Right Hemisphere, can respawn like nothing happened whenever he dies within his own hemisphere.
If he or INSANITY were to ever step even a toe over their hemispheres, Boyfriend would have a seizure, due to that action being considered a massive brain injury.
Behavioral facts: Despite crying more than one would expect from a "Boyfriend" variant/AU, Trauma is not a crybaby. He just has a high EQ (emotional quotient) and is a highly sensitive being. He also trusts people too much.
He has no media literacy.
INSANITY
The RIGHT Hemisphere
VA: Crystalized_LunarBiography:
INSANITY is the third protagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is one of the original characters made for this universe and is loosely based off of "Alice" from the original Alice: Mad & Hopeless mod by Malicious Bunny.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Advanced Musical Skills, Longsword Handling, Advanced Acrobatics, Advanced Agility, High Speed, Right Handed.
He is ageless, meaning he has no age at all, but has the appearance and mentality of a 26-year-old.
He is 7'0'' tall.
He has a 10 octave vocal range.
He lives inside of Boyfriend's RIGHT Hemisphere of his brain.
He doesn't know of Boyfriend's existence, but knows he lives inside of a brain.
He's Bisexual.
He has ASD, ADHD.
He's stupid.
He has a somewhat short temper, but can keep it in check and hold back to avoid hurting those he cares for.
He knows of platonic love, but cannot understand the concepts of romantic love and sexual love.
He's like a brother to TRAUMA.
He doesn't know why he's wearing the necklace he has on, but he keeps it on because he thinks it's interesting. He doesn't know why, but he feels some sort of connection with it, and if he were to take it off or lose it, he'd commit mass genocide on his own hemisphere.
He's fully confrontational, and will, 10 times out of 10, resort to fighting.
He has a black umbrella he sometimes carries around and uses it like a cane. It can also be used to glide safely from high places.
He's Left Handed because the Right Hemisphere of the brain controls the Left Hand in real life.
He doesn't physically exist within this universe.
He can spin anything in his hands at lighting-fast speeds.
He, like TRAUMA and all creatures within the Right Hemisphere, can respawn like nothing happened whenever he dies within his own hemisphere.
If he or TRAUMA were to ever step even a toe over their hemispheres, Boyfriend would have a seizure, due to that action being considered a massive brain injury.
Behavioral facts: Unlike his usual gentleman-ish persona, he sometimes acts childish. An example would be if there's a threat against him and he's going in, ready to fight, but someone tells him "no", then he'll roll his eyes and pout, wait for a few seconds, and then jump into action before anyone can say anything. Another example would be if someone steals his sword or umbrella mid-battle, he'll yell, scream, stomp his foot, make intensely descriptive threats, etc. He also, despite his "help victims and harm aggressors by any means necessary" mentality, judges people harshly if they're trying to change for the better after harming others, and won't trust them until they show it directly to him.
He has no media literacy.
If Insanity were to have one song that described him, it'd be "Livin' In the Sunlight, Lovin' In the Moon Light" by Tiny Tim, specifically the remastered version.