[ CASE FILES ]
All current characters in order.
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HATSUNE BOYFRIEND
The Naive Savior
VA: Crystalized_Lunar
Biography:
Hatsune Boyfriend, also known as Agent BLUEBALLS is the main protagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is like the canon iteration of Boyfriend from the original Friday Night Funkin' and is this universe's version of Boyfriend from the original Blueballs Incident 2.0 mod by Malicious Bunny, yet has drastic twists to his character.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Advanced Musical Skills, Skilled Fighter, Acrobatic, Ambidextrous.
He's 26 years old.
He is 7'0'' tall.
He has a 10 octave vocal range, but he holds back so others think he's weaker. Sometimes, because he's forgetful, he'll forget to hold back.
His favorite food is long john donuts with vanilla and chocolate frosting stacked on top of each other.
He's bisexual.
He has ASD, ADHD, Athazagoraphobia and Autophobia.
He's still stupid.
He's the younger brother of Hatsune Miku, with her being 27, and him being 26.
He's a hopeless romantic.
He's still in love with Girlfriend, but doesn't know if she still loves him.
GIRLFRIEND GEAREST
The Damsel in Anguish
VA: ???
Biography:
Girlfriend Gearest is the second antagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. She is like the canon iteration of Girlfriend from the original Friday Night Funkin' and is this universe's version of Girlfriend from the original Blueballs Incident 2.0 mod by Malicious Bunny, yet has some twists to her character.
Facts:
Her skills are as follows: Musical Skills, Microphone Handling, Emotional Manipulation, Demonic Abilities.
She's 26 years old.
She is 10'0'' tall.
She has a 4 octave vocal range.
She's straight.
She has no control over herself.
She's still stupid.
Like her Blueballs Incident 2.0 counterpart, she's half Japanese demon, due to her mother being an Oni.
She tries to lure Boyfriend into Legion's grasp through seduction. Fake love, his favorite food, etc.
Deep down, she still loves Boyfriend no matter what; but due to being under Legion's control, she acts like doesn't love him and uses Boyfriend's love against him.
PICO N. GROUNDS
The Damaged Assassin
VA: KorrasTrueHunger
Biography:
Pico N. Grounds is the third antagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is like the canon iteration of Pico from the original Friday Night Funkin', yet has some twists to his character.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Musical Skills, Gun Handling, Big Strength.
He's 27 years old.
He has a 3 octave vocal range.
He has no control over himself.
He's gay.
He, like his original counterpart, has undiagnosed Schizophrenia.
He's still stupid.
Due to Legion messing with his mind and his Schizophrenia, he's constantly in fight-or-flight mode and will stop at nothing until anyone he deems as a threat is dead.
He only sees Boyfriend as a threat, due to Legion convincing him into thinking so.
LEGION
The Ruler of All
VA: TodokuMike
Biography:
Legion is the main antagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is like the canon iteration and is this universe's version of Legion from the original Blueballs Incident 2.0 mod by Malicious Bunny, yet has some twists to his character.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Mind Control, Horde Control, Shape Manipulation, Mind Invasion, "Death" Manipulation, Mind Invasion.
He's 32 years old.
He has a 4 octave vocal range.
He's straight.
He has Athazagoraphobia.
Despite what his actions may say about him, he is not in love with Girlfriend, only seeing her as another pawn.
TRAUMA
The LEFT Hemisphere
VA: Crystalized_Lunar
Biography:
TRAUMA is the second protagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is one of the original characters made for this universe and is loosely based off of Alice Campbell from the original Alice: Mad & Hopeless mod by Malicious Bunny.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Advanced Musical Skills, Microphone Handling, Advanced Hiding, Right Handed.
He is ageless, meaning he has no age at all.
He is 7'0'' tall.
He has a 10 octave vocal range.
He lives inside of Boyfriend's LEFT Hemisphere of his brain.
He doesn't know of Boyfriend's existence, but knows he lives inside of a brain.
He's Bisexual.
He has ASD, ADHD, Athazagoraphobia and Autophobia.
He's stupid.
He's a hopeless romantic.
He knows of platonic love, romantic love, and sexual love.
He feels intense love for a Girl, but he doesn't know who..
He's like a brother to INSANITY.
He doesn't know why he's wearing the necklace he has on, but he keeps it on. He doesn't know why, but he feels some sort of connection with it, and if he were to take it off or lose it, he'd have a breakdown and wouldn't understand why.
He's Right Handed because the Left Hemisphere of the brain controls the Right Hand in real life.
He's non-confrontational, and will, 9 times out of 10, resort to hiding.
He doesn't physically exist within this universe.
He, like INSANITY and all creatures within the Right Hemisphere, can respawn like nothing happened whenever he dies within his own hemisphere.
If he or INSANITY were to ever step even a toe over their hemispheres, Boyfriend would have a seizure, due to that action being considered a massive brain injury.
INSANITY
The RIGHT Hemisphere
VA: Crystalized_Lunar
Biography:
INSANITY is the third protagonist of Blueballs Incident: REWRITTEN. He is one of the original characters made for this universe and is loosely based off of "Alice" from the original Alice: Mad & Hopeless mod by Malicious Bunny.
Facts:
His skills are as follows: Advanced Musical Skills, Longsword Handling, Advanced Acrobatics, Advanced Agility, High Speed, Right Handed.
He is ageless, meaning he has no age at all.
He is 7'0'' tall.
He has a 10 octave vocal range.
He lives inside of Boyfriend's RIGHT Hemisphere of his brain.
He doesn't know of Boyfriend's existence, but knows he lives inside of a brain.
He's Bisexual.
He has ASD, ADHD.
He's stupid.
He knows of platonic love, but cannot understand the concepts of romantic love and sexual love.
He's like a brother to TRAUMA.
He doesn't know why he's wearing the necklace he has on, but he keeps it on because he thinks it's interesting. He doesn't know why, but he feels some sort of connection with it, and if he were to take it off or lose it, he'd commit mas genocide on his own hemisphere.
He's fully confrontational, and will, 10 times out of 10, resort to fighting.
He has a black umbrella he sometimes carries around and uses it like a cane. It can also be used to glide safely from high places.
He's Left Handed because the Right Hemisphere of the brain controls the Left Hand in real life.
He doesn't physically exist within this universe.
He can spin anything in his hands at lighting-fast speeds.
He, like TRAUMA and all creatures within the Right Hemisphere, can respawn like nothing happened whenever he dies within his own hemisphere.
If he or TRAUMA were to ever step even a toe over their hemispheres, Boyfriend would have a seizure, due to that action being considered a massive brain injury.